{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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